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Condom joke
One day,Ming went to a drugstore." Excuse me.I want buy a package of condom. Because I am going for dinner with my girlfriend's family, I think I probably get a chance!"The pharmacist gave him a package of condom.Ming wandered for a while,then he said" Well,can I buy one more? My girlfriend's sister is cute,and she always trying to seduce me. I think it is another opportunity to use!"The pharmacist gave him a package of condom again.

This time,Ming wandered for a minute,then he said" Ummm...Can I get one more? Her mom always trying to seduce me like her sister too. I guess she want me to do it."

It was night.Ming sat on his girlfriend's right,her sister seated on his right,and her mom sit opposite to him.

When her father sat down,Ming lowered his head immediately.Then he started praying " Dear God! We are thankful to you for giving us food. May the food we eat make us healthy and strong. In the name of the king of the world. A-men "

10 minutes later,Ming still prey

" We are thankful to you for giving us food..."10 minutes later again,Ming still prey.His girlfriend's family are surprised to his behavior.Then her girlfriend approach to him,and talked with him."I don't know you are a devoted believer."and Ming said"

靠杯呀，我也不知道你爸是藥劑師呀，幹！"
廢文,
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